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Zachary A. Honeycutt has officially filed for divorce from Samantha A. Honeycutt in Jackson County, Missouri, on September 30, 2024, marking the end of their marriage, which had crossed a few years but now, as he says, is irretrievably broken. Zachary, through his attorney Emily B. Null of Drama-Free Divorce LLC, lays out the terms of dissolution in a neatly packaged legal petition. Both parties have accumulated property, debts, and the occasional nightmare that comes with it, and Zachary wants the court to split things fairly, dividing everything from the house to the bad juju that built up over the years.
The divorce petition is laser-focused on the couple’s two minor children, with Zachary requesting joint physical and legal custody, setting his address for schooling and mail purposes. He submitted a Joint Stipulated Parenting Plan, which is purportedly designed with the kids’ best interest at heart, and his plea for child support follows Missouri’s legal guidelines under Form 14.
Both parties claim to be able to support themselves, so there’s no talk of alimony, just a clean break. Zachary also declares that neither party will cover the other’s attorney fees, making sure everything stays drama-free—at least on paper. The entire show is capped off by the standard legalese, where everyone swears the facts are true, and the gavel is ready to drop.
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