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Chicago! Cook County! And here we are, ladies and gentlemen, in the great courthouse coliseum of marriage’s last stand—filing No. 2025D003839, marked and stamped with precision at 10:17 AM on May 30, 2025, by one Lamont Kidd. Yes, that Lamont Kidd, age 67, retired, sober of speech and sharp of filing, who now stands with the righteous shield of Henderson Parks, LLC—attorney Jason L. Hurst leading the charge!
And on the other side? Tracy Kidd, 52, currently unemployed, sharing the same wind-chilled streets of Chicago, the same air but not, alas, the same direction. The union, certified on September 25, 2021, is now breaking apart like sidewalk ice under winter boots. No children, no pending legal tangle elsewhere—just the pure, classic aroma of irreconcilable differences, sautéed in courtroom logic and dusted with the assertion that reconciliation? Nah. Done. Over. Through!
What remains are questions of property—non-marital assets Lamont wants back in his chest of treasures, and the accumulated bits and pieces of marriage: the sofa, the debt, the intangibles with dollar signs. Lamont seeks not only his share, but also maintenance (yes!), legal fees (indeed!), and a firm bar against Tracy ever receiving support from him. Oh, the pageantry! The choreography! The law in its finest theater!
The papers have been filed, the gavel waits—Cook County is watching.
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