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What is set down here is not a dispute in motion but a record of absence—one party present, the other not located, and a marriage carried forward into court on that basis. In the Circuit Court of St. Charles County, Kathryn M. Wood petitions to dissolve her marriage to Christopher M. Wood, stating that his current whereabouts are unknown and have remained so since their separation. The filing, sworn in March 16, 2026, places the matter within the court’s jurisdiction through the petitioner’s residency.
The marriage itself is briefly fixed in time: October 31, 2017, in Columbia, Missouri, and registered in Boone County. A later separation is noted without a specific date, followed by the assertion that the parties have lived apart since. The petition does not expand on circumstance. Instead, it advances the standard claim that irreconcilable differences have produced an irretrievable breakdown, with no reasonable likelihood the marriage can be preserved.
There are no children of the marriage requiring the court’s attention, and the petitioner affirms that she is not pregnant. The document turns, as these filings do, to the division of what remains. It identifies both non-marital and marital property, along with debts accumulated during the marriage, and asks the court either to approve any agreement reached between the parties or to impose an equitable distribution in its absence.
The petition also sets limits on what is sought. It states that both parties are capable of supporting themselves and that no maintenance is required. Each is to bear their own legal costs. In addition, the petitioner requests restoration of a former name, to be recognized as part of the final decree.
Entered into the court system in March 2026, the filing illustrates a particular kind of proceeding—one shaped as much by what is unknown as by what is asserted. The process that follows will proceed within established rules, relying on notice, response, and, if necessary, default, to convert an incomplete set of circumstances into a complete and enforceable judgment.
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