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In the heart of St. Charles, Missouri, Theodore P. Andert and Kimberly Andert face the unraveling of their union, filed on January 10, 2024, marking the end of a marital journey that commenced on January 17, 2011. The dissolution petition cites irreconcilable differences, asserting that their marriage is beyond repair, an irrevocably broken bond.

Represented by Elaine A. Pudlowski and Rachel J. Thompson of Frankel, Rubin, Payne & Pudlowski, P.C., Andert seeks the equitable division of marital assets and debts, and the preservation of separate property. Child support is not mentioned, neither is sole responsibility or parental decision-making.

In a landscape where neither party requests maintenance from the other, the filing underscores the complexities of marital dissolution. Andert, retired, finds no need for maintenance from Kimberly, who is employed at the United Postal Service.

As the court navigates the division of assets and debts, the essence of Andert’s prayers encapsulates the desire for a fair resolution. The petition embodies the intricate dance of legal proceedings, where the past merges with the present, and the future of two lives hangs in the balance.

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