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In the latest episode of matrimonial disintegration, Matthew T. Shoaf has thrown his hat into the ring of the Jackson County Circuit Court, seeking dissolution of his marriage to Jamie L. Shoaf. Represented by Erin B. Bajackson of Albano, Richart, Welch & Bajackson LLC, Matthew’s petition, filed on June 19, 2024, details a narrative of irreconcilable differences, marking the end of an 18-year-long union that began on May 26, 2006, in Overland Park, Kansas. Their once-celebrated partnership now lies in tatters, with Matthew asserting there’s no salvaging this shipwrecked marriage.

The Shoafs, both residents of Blue Springs, Missouri, have been separated since January 1, 2024. Their offspring, two children, remain the center of this legal whirlwind. The petition underscores the children’s residency with both parents for the requisite sixty days preceding the filing, setting the stage for joint legal and physical custody. Matthew’s proposal aims for a balanced parenting plan, deeming it in the best interest of the children.

Financial dynamics take center stage with Matthew requesting the court to uphold Missouri Supreme Court Rule 88.01 for child support calculations. The plea extends to health coverage, urging the court to mandate continued insurance provision for the kids through Matthew’s employer. Both parties are portrayed as self-sufficient, negating the need for maintenance or spousal support. Legal fees, too, are to be self-borne, as both Matthew and Jamie allegedly have the means to cover their respective costs.

In this high-stakes game of legal chess, the division of marital and non-marital assets and debts looms large. Matthew’s petition calls for a fair and equitable split, challenging any marital settlement agreement for conscionability. As the dust settles, the court’s decisions will carve out the new reality for the Shoaf family, with hopes pinned on a just resolution amid the chaos.

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